Middle School Mayhem: Down with the Dance is the first book in this action-packed, hilarious series. Meet Austin Davenport, whose fabulous luck landed him on this earth only eleven short months after his brother, Derek, putting them in the same grade. While Austin's brain power is unmatched, it appears as if his brother got all the athletic gifts and the family butt-chin, meaning their parents love Derek more than Austin, or so it seems. Join Austin on his journey through the tumultuous waters of middle school as he navigates the swampy and undeodorized hallways and explores the depths of the cafeteria's seafood surprise. This first in a planned series of twelve will have you ROFLing like you never have before. The funny and fast-paced nature of this series is meant for middle grade and early young adult readers. Beware! This series has the tendency to turn reluctant readers into eager ones.
It’s time for Austin Davenport and his mayhem crew to grow up and take on some responsibility. Enter the Babybot 2000! This expertly-crafted, patent-pending, amazingly life-like infant robot can ruin your life for only $499 or three payments of blood, sweat, and tears. Join Austin and the rest of Nerd Nation as Cherry Avenue Middle School attempts to domesticate the wild, adolescent herd known as the eighth grade. Be forewarned. It’s definitely a jungle in there.