Middle School Mayhem: Down with the Dance is the first book in this action-packed, hilarious series. Meet Austin Davenport, whose fabulous luck landed him on this earth only eleven short months after his brother, Derek, putting them in the same grade. While Austin's brain power is unmatched, it appears as if his brother got all the athletic gifts and the family butt-chin, meaning their parents love Derek more than Austin, or so it seems. Join Austin on his journey through the tumultuous waters of middle school as he navigates the swampy and undeodorized hallways and explores the depths of the cafeteria's seafood surprise. This first in a planned series of twelve will have you ROFLing like you never have before. The funny and fast-paced nature of this series is meant for middle grade and early young adult readers. Beware! This series has the tendency to turn reluctant readers into eager ones.
Austin Davenport and his lovable crew hit the great outdoors and the great outdoors hit back! The students in the graduating class of Cherry Avenue Middle School eagerly await their eighth-grade class trip, typically an extravagant affair. Just Charles thinks they’re drinking tea with the Queen of England. Austin is looking forward to a couples’ massage with Sophie and lounging by the pool. Ditzy Dayna thinks they might visit the Man in the Moon. So this coddled crew doesn’t know what to do when their miserly principal cuts the budget and sends them down the river. Literally. Even with paddles, they’re not exactly equipped to go with the flow and handle all the mayhem heading toward them.